I am obsessed with the versatility of this dress. It’s the perfect color, length, and shape for everything. I wish I had 30. This is the last picture of my clothes I’ll post, I promise. Sorry.

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I am obsessed with the versatility of this dress. It’s the perfect color, length, and shape for everything. I wish I had 30. This is the last picture of my clothes I’ll post, I promise. Sorry.

Have I mentioned how happy I am that it’s getting cold?

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Have I mentioned how happy I am that it’s getting cold?

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

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hairless-hugo:

"Don’t let my sweet disposition fool you. As soon as my godfather gets me that dirt bike I’ve had my eye on I’m gonna tear ass all over my parents’ front lawn and destroy the grass! Figure eights mother fucker!! (Sorry Mom.) Who needs a Santa Claws when you can have godfather who will help you break all the rules? BREAKIN THE LAW! BREAKIN THE LAW! MAAMANANANANA!! MAAMANANANANA!!!" #thatssowendell

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hairless-hugo:

"Don’t let my sweet disposition fool you. As soon as my godfather gets me that dirt bike I’ve had my eye on I’m gonna tear ass all over my parents’ front lawn and destroy the grass! Figure eights mother fucker!! (Sorry Mom.) Who needs a Santa Claws when you can have godfather who will help you break all the rules? BREAKIN THE LAW! BREAKIN THE LAW! MAAMANANANANA!! MAAMANANANANA!!!" #thatssowendell

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forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

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It’s the World Wide Web

1950shousewife:

lawlessnisha:

usbdongle:

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this is horrible

this is amazing

facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river

Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.

The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.

Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

(Source: androphilia)

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facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river

Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.

The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.

Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

(Source: androphilia)

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fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

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fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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babe

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babe

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